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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S7E7 - "Dateline: Miami"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Dateline: Miami" where they discuss the vacation Bea Arthur took that week, taking someone's virginity, and Rose and Blanche's almost-kiss. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Parts 1 and 2!"

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0:00.0

I have to say what I feel.

0:05.0

Miami has so much appeal.

0:09.0

A great place to get a seafood meal.

0:14.0

Miami.

0:15.0

Miami.

0:20.0

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

0:26.0

Picture in Los Angeles, 2018.

0:28.6

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

0:33.8

I, M.H. Allen Scott.

0:35.3

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

0:36.2

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then we talk about it.

0:41.2

We just watched season seven, episode seven, Dateline Miami, which aired on November 2nd, 1991 and is the episode where B. Arthur only worked for two hours.

0:50.5

You know, yeah, true. You know what's interesting? Like, I hear Dateline Miami and the first thing I think of is like, oh, it's the Golden Girls episode that does To Catch a Predator. Yeah, it's the Golden Girls episode where they try to solve a murder. But no, that's the case of the libertarian. It was not about murder, Carrie. Well, no, but Dateline. But I think of Dateline. I think of to catch a predator for some reason. Okay. Well, when I think of Dateline, I think of the show Dateline.

0:55.4

Like that's... But no, but I think of Dateline, I think of to catch a predator for some reason.

1:11.4

Okay, well, when I think of Dateline, I think of the show Dateline, hosted by, like, Tamron Hall. But they also, wasn't that To Catch a Predator was started on Dateline? Oh, I don't know. It's like a segment. Yeah, I think it was. Oh, maybe. And then it became so popular. It was a spinoff thing. I always felt bad for those people, even though they were like pedophiles and stuff.

1:09.8

I was always like, they didn't.

1:11.4

I mean, of course they didn't ask to,

1:30.9

they're doing illegal things. No, but you know what? I think it's the aspect of the unsuspecting victim on TV. You know what I mean? I feel bad for people on prank shows or that show, what would you do? I think that's the coolest show.

1:24.7

I know.

1:25.0

And I mean,

1:25.6

they're like,

1:26.0

we're going to call somebody the N word

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