I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami, Miami, you've got to...

Picture it, Los Angeles, 2018.

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

I'm H. Allen Scott.

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then we talk about it.

And we just watched Season 7, Episode 5, Where's Charlie, which aired on October 19th, 1991, and is the one where Blanche dates a baseball player.

And Sophia does, I think, probably the meanest thing she's ever done on the history of this show. Ever. But also, it's where, like, Rose, Miles gives Rose a ring, which is, we need to talk about this ring. A friendship ring? How old are they? It's something in between, which is lame. It's like... No, when you reach the age of like 60-something, you can't go in between. It's either this or that. There's nothing else in between. Yeah, you're either just giving her a nice piece of jewelry. Tick-tok, tick-tok. Exactly. I hate him. I hate Miles, too. I think you've gotten to me. I think... I was on the Miles train for a long time. And now...

I mean, they're cued to get... I think you've gotten to me. I think I was on the Miles train for a long time.

And now...

I mean, they're cute together, but like Miles is a person, bullshit.

Miles, or Rose's reaction to Miles, adorable.

Yeah.

Miles singular bullshit.

Yeah.

Miles makes Rose look better.

Yes.

Always.

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