Golden Girls: S7E3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Beauty and the Beast," where they discuss that saucy little Drew Barrymore contestant, why Dorothy never goes to the conference, and what "smelling rats" in a talent show looks like. Tune in next week when we watch "That's For Me to Know!"

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0:00.0	I have to say what I feel.
0:05.0	Miami has so much appeal.
0:09.0	A great place to get a seafood meal.
0:15.0	Miami.
0:20.0	Miami, Miami, you've got style.
0:26.0	Picture at Los Angeles, 2018.
0:28.7	Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.
0:34.4	I'm H. Allen Scott.
0:35.4	And I'm Carrie Doherty.
0:36.4	And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then we talk about it.
0:41.2	And we just watched season seven, episode three, Beauty and the Beast, which aired on October 5th, 1991.
0:47.9	And is the one with little Melissa.
0:51.0	Beauty and the Beast.
0:54.4	Do you have a song you want to sing right now?
0:55.7	I have the first part of it because it was too stressful to figure out the rest of the words.
0:59.2	I have a feeling I need Elliot and Alaska to help me write this song.
1:03.0	But I was thinking of what would the Golden Girls do to Beauty and the Bee song, you know?
1:07.4	So the first part I think would go,
1:09.3	Tale as old as Medicare,
1:12.3	blue as it can be, barely even swollen.
1:16.7	Then somebody dies unexpectedly.
1:20.3	Ooh, that was good with the unexpectedly.
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