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I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami.

Picture at Los Angeles, 2018.

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

I'm H. Allen Scott.

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls, and then we talk about it.

And we just watched Season 7, Episode 18, Ebtide 6, the wrath of Stan, which aired on February 15th, 1992, and is the one where Dorothy and Stan are slumlords and somehow get arrested and go on trial and are convicted and sentenced and then released within like a day.

The fastest trial this country has ever seen.

I have so many questions about our legal system now.

Every single fan of this podcast is not surprised by that at all.

Yeah.

We'll get into it.

But man, oh man, do I have questions about how that works? I mean, yeah. Is it a different? Maybe it's different if you're white. I mean, I'm just, you know, that isn't a read. That is a read on the U.S. government, but maybe it is. Maybe. I was laughing at the way that you like, like, inspected the microphone had after you said it. I had to move it. It was just a funny. It was a fun. I get that it doesn't translate on the podcast. Before we get into this country's legal system, first we should say, congratulations. Thank you. You and Stan are getting married. May it last longer than Dorothy and Stan. Yes. Yes. Thank you for the congratulations.

Yes, Dan and I are engaged to be wed, which is funny because someone either on Twitter or Facebook

maybe asked me, they're like, hey, I just started listening to the podcast. So I'm assuming they're

kind of early on in the seasons. And they're like, are you and Stan still together?

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