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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S7E15 - "The Commitments"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Commitments," where they discuss who the sexiest Beatle is, why Jerry's kink might be killing people, and OMG DOROTHY'S OUTFITS. Tune in next week for "Questions and Answers!"

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0:00.0

I have to say what I feel.

0:06.5

Miami has so much appeal.

0:09.7

A great place to get a seafood meal.

0:15.0

Miami.

0:23.1

Miami, Miami. Picture at Los Angeles, 2018.

0:25.6

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast.

0:29.4

You'll ever need to listen to.

0:31.1

Who am I?

0:32.1

I think I'm H. Allen Scott.

0:33.7

And I'm Carrie Dordy.

0:34.9

And I think that this is a podcast where we watch an episode of The Golden Girls and then we talk about it.

0:40.7

Am I right about that?

0:41.6

I should hope that you know what you're talking about because we've been doing this for a thousand years.

0:48.4

Yeah.

0:48.7

We just watch Season 7, Episode 16, The Commitments, which aired on January 25th, 1992, and is the one where

0:57.0

B. Arthur's drunk for half the episode and then is sober for the other half because she dates

1:02.3

the dead guy from Weekend at Bernies, who's in a beat-all band.

1:06.4

I totally forgot about that.

1:08.3

Wow.

1:08.5

A lot of people, I think, don't recognize him because in Weekend at Bernays... He's not really British, is he? No. His name is Terry Kaiser. But in Weekend at Burnies, for 98% of the movie, he's dead and wearing sunglasses. In every sequel, too. Yeah, well, there was one movie. There was Weekend of Burnies, too, and then that's it. Wait, there was one sequel. He was still dead. Yes. I never saw either of them. Okay. Yes, he was dead. Didn't he start to smell by the sequel? Oh, I mean, there... What was the logic there? Was it like the next day? I hope so, because rigor mortis sets in pretty quickly.

1:45.6

I mean, the movie doesn't really follow science and human biology and the breakdown of,

1:53.9

you know, gases in the body.

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