I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami, Miami.

Picture it, Los Angeles, 2018.

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

I'm H. Allen Scott.

And I'm Carrie Doherty. And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls.

And then we talk about it. And we just watched season seven episode 13, the Pope's Ring, which aired on

December 14th, 1991, and was their Christmas episode? It was their Christmas episode? I guess that's

big. It was their Christmas episode. I mean, I guess like the Pope Jesus. That's very Christmasy. I mean, the Pope of, if anyone's going to love Christmas, it's going to be the Pope. Yeah, I guess so. Right? Yeah. Do Catholics love Christmas? I don't even know. Yeah. Catholic loves Christmas. I was born. I was raised Catholic. Yeah. Do they like, I mean, is it the whole, are they in the Santa or is it more of a Jesus thing? It's real Jesus heavy. It's real Jesus heavy. Yeah. Yeah. In Mormonism. Well, Easter's more Jesus heavy than Christmas, I'd say. In the Catholic Church. Wait, Easter, he wakes up, right?

And dies.

And dies. Yeah. It was a big weekend. It was a very busy three days. Yeah. It was three days, right? Yeah. Yeah. On the third day, he rose again in fulfillment of the scripture. I think that's what they used to say in Mass. They would say the same thing every weekend mass. Jesus probably was the first person verified on Instagram.

Probably. used to say in mass. They would say the same thing every week in mass. Jesus probably was the first person verified on Instagram. Uh, probably. Anyway, guys, this is the one where the Pope comes. And also,

it's Rose's birthday, but Miles makes it about him. I, I, why would he schedule that surgery

around Rosie's birthday? That's what I was thinking. I was like, oh, honey, for my birthday, me, the cheapskate, I'm not going to get you anything, but I'm going to ask you if you want to have sex outside on the lanai, and then I'm going to get plastic surgery. I didn't even gather that. Wow, he was trying to dittle her outside. Yeah, and she was like, the ladies are here, and he's like, so what? And I'm like, dude.

He's into voyeurism. Yeah. That's kind of hot. That makes me, that makes Miles redeems Miles in a way in my book. I recently had a revelation on this show. You had Outer Sex 2 with Stan? No. I had a revelation on this show a few episodes ago that I don't like Miles. I loved Miles for so long.

Oh, I've been, everyone knows I've been hating Miles. I know. You've been very anti-Miles. Yeah.

But I was very pro-Miles until a few episodes ago. And I was like, yeah, fuck him. And now my disdain for him grows every episode. Because he wanted to dittle rose in the episode. And then, I mean, I mean, God help us when he kisses Dorothy. I mean, I know it's coming and yet I will still be enraged. I know. That is a moment. That was a weird episode, too, the kissing of Dorothy. Well, yeah, it's because the whole, it's like, oh, the moon and midsummer night.

Yeah, it's because it's like, oh, the moon and a midsummer night. Yeah, it's, it's bizarre. How have you been? I've been okay. You know, live and laugh and loving. Yep. All the else. Yeah. My mom sent me a massive thing of Twizzlers, a five pound box of Twizzlers. Yeah, you just offered me many,

and I had one. Yeah, and I took your other one because I wanted you to take two. And so I've been slowly going through those, and by slowly, I mean, I've went through the half of it in a day. And yeah, no, I've been good. How about you? I've been great. You moved. I did. Well, this is why now we're kind of going to every other week is because I live twice as far away from you now. I mean, you just had a good deal on this place. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can't really, you can't fight that. So, yeah. So I live. And everyone knows I don't leave my apartment. No, you don't leave. No. they're actually this week we were joking because I didn't leave my apartment for like three days

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