Golden Girls: S5E12 - "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," where Kerri goes OFF on Stan, H. Alan tells a (perhaps familiar) scary story, and both of them spend WAY too much time trying to figure out who Sophia was supposed to get a Christmas present for. Tune in next week when we watch "Mary Had a Little Lamb!"

And if you're in Los Angeles this upcoming Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest, and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. Tickets are $10 and you can get them at OutOnTheLanai.com/live.

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.
0:11.5	Oh my gosh, H. Allen. You know what is two days from now?
0:14.6	My period.
0:18.0	No, two days from now is the next out on the Lanai live show.
0:23.5	Shut up.
0:24.3	Yes, it is happening this upcoming Thursday, March 16th at 7 o'clock p.m.
0:28.5	at our home at the Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics here in Los Angeles.
0:32.8	We're going to be talking about 72 hours.
0:35.2	We're going to have Alaska Thunderfuck there from RuPaul's Drag Race, All-Stars, the winner. And we're going to have a raffle. We're going to raffle off some really amazing prizes, including some original Golden Girls artwork. And all ticket and raffle proceeds will benefit the senior services provided by the LGBT Center at Triangle Square. It is such a great cause.
0:54.2	We hope that if you guys are here, you will join us.
0:56.4	You can go to out on the lanai.com slash live to buy your ticket.
1:00.9	You know, I think I might be busy, but I'm totally going to cancel.
1:05.3	I'm just going to cancel everything and go, you know.
1:07.5	Are you scared.
1:08.1	I need a co-host.
1:09.2	Do you?
1:09.8	Yes, I need a co-host. Do you? Yes, I need a co-host.
1:10.8	I mean.
1:12.1	Oh my God.
1:13.2	Are you kidding me? I'll cancel. It's not a big deal. It was a tender thing. It's not a big deal. Please, God. God, you guys. And if you were going to be... There would be mutiny on your hands if you did not appear for a live show. People would know it's because of my social anxiety.
1:09.7	But if you guys can't come to this show, like I was not going to, but I was going to be on Tinder Day. But you can go to out of the lanai.com slash live and you can donate to the LGBT Center there. And you really should because this is a great organization and they do so much great work, especially for the Los Angeles LGBT community and
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