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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S4E9 - Scared Straight aka THE ONE WHERE CLAYTON COMES OUT!!!

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Scared Straight," where they discuss H. Alan's own experience with coming out, why Mildred was so damn creepy, and Rose's amazing taste in magazines. Tune in next week when we watch "Stan Takes a Wife!"

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:06.7

I have to say what I feel.

0:10.5

Miami has so much appeal.

0:13.1

A great place to get a seafood meal.

0:19.1

Miami. me Miami

0:21.6

Miami

0:25.6

You've got style

0:30.6

Blue Scot

0:31.5

Picture at Los Angeles

0:32.4

2016

0:33.4

Welcome to Out on the Lanai

0:35.7

The Only Golden Girls podcast

0:37.0

You will ever need to listen to.

0:39.4

I am a Jalen Scott.

0:41.5

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

0:42.9

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of Golden Girls, and then we talk about it.

0:47.8

And we just watched Season 4, Episode 9, Scared Straight, which aired on December 10th, 1988, and is a huge episode.

0:56.7

Huge, guys. Huge. Huge. Huge.

1:00.0

Clayton comes out to Blanche, her brother Clayton, who we also meet for the first time.

1:04.8

He says he's a Nelly, and it is the episode that I think it's not the, it's not the most most quoted gay episode because I think the most quoted gay episode is when Clayton brings Michael back to marry him. Wait, Mike. Or, uh, what's, what's, what's, Doug? You're just thinking of Michael. I love Michael. Yeah, you want it to be. Everyone loves Michael. Ooh, no one liked Doug.

1:28.6

I mean, Doug was fine. I don't even know what Doug looks like.

1:29.5

If you tell me to close my eyes and picture, Doug, I don't.

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