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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S4E23 - Foreign Exchange

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Foreign Exchange," where they discuss what goats eat, how quickly DNA tests are done in this universe, and why the Boscos are HORRIBLE friends. Tune in next week when we watch the season 4 finale, "We're Outta Here!"

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0:00.0

I have to say what I feel.

0:06.5

Miami has so much appeal.

0:09.7

A great place to get a seafood meal.

0:15.1

Miami.

0:23.1

Miami, Miami.

0:26.3

Picture at Los Angeles, 2016.

0:33.4

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to.

0:34.6

I'm H. Allen Scott. And I'm Carrie Doherty.

0:35.7

And this is a podcast where we talk about the Golden Girls and we watched an episode.

0:39.2

But we watched the episode and then we talk about it. Welcome back. I know. It's been a moment. It's been a moment for me. I've been sick and I've been traveling. And right now we're at your apartment, just like last time, I think. No. Oh, no. Sorry. That was a few times ago.

0:34.6

So if we sound any different,

0:35.9

it's because we're in a large room.

0:38.2

A larger, well... think. No. Oh, no. Sorry. That was a few times ago. So if we sound any different, it's because we're in a lodge room. A lodger. Well, not really. It's about the same size as mine, I guess. But yeah, I was sick and I was traveling, and now I am home in Los Angeles, and I'm very happy. I am also, I'm very glad that you're back. You saw me at my, at death's door.

1:13.5

I did. It was not good.

1:15.5

I was very worried about you.

1:17.5

It was bad. It was a, it literally was a scary as fuck illness. It was like, I fell the night

1:24.6

before. When did we go? Yeah, I don't even remember. And then what did we do? We went into, you got blood work done. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yes. Okay. See, that's how sick I was. I don't even remember what was going on. I was trying to be helpful by bringing you soup. And I texted you because I had chicken soup and carrot ginger homemade soup

1:45.4

frozen and I said I have these two soups which would you like and I didn't hear from you

1:50.9

and I knew I had to come get you so I just made a decision and I said oh chicken soup that's the

1:55.2

soup you'd like that's the soul soup and then as I'm on my way there you text me and you say

1:59.6

oh carrot ginger because I can't

2:01.6

really swallow. But I did swallow it. I ate it. Oh, good. Because then when I got to your apartment,

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