Golden Girls: S1E9 - Ed Salazar

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2014

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Ed Salazar (“The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail”) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 1 episode 9 “Blanche and the Younger Man,” where they discuss Rose’s bat-shit psychotic behavior, Dorothy’s affinity for flannel PJs, and why old ladies wear hats adorned with every single available item from a JoAnn Fabrics.

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0:00.0	I have to say what I feel.
0:05.0	Miami has so much appeal.
0:10.0	A great place to get a seafood meal.
0:15.0	Miami.
0:16.0	Miami.
0:19.0	Miami, Miami.
0:23.3	Picture it, Los Angeles, 2014.
0:26.4	Welcome to Adolm the Oneye, the only Golden Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to.
0:31.1	I'm H. Allen Scott.
0:32.1	I'm Carrie Dordy.
0:33.0	We are flawlessly introducing ourselves as a photos being taken of us by our guests.
0:37.0	I don't know about you.
0:37.6	Because we are professional.
0:39.5	We're just going to take photos. We're smiling. Okay, awesome. So, Amel and I is a podcast where we have a friend over to watch and talk about an episode of the Golden Girls. Which, as we all know, is the greatest 80s to come of all time. Ever. We just watched season one, episode nine,
0:51.6	Blanche and the Younger Man, which aired November 16th, 1985. Wow. That's such a long time ago. We all were born then. Were you born? Yes, I was born then. I don't know how to do it. I don't know why I was insulted by that. I was like, what are you saying I look young? You think I'm in my 20s?
0:53.1	I mean, I don't want to assume many people. Good God, man.
0:54.0	I've learned by that. I was like, what are you saying? I look young? You think I'm in my 20s? I mean, I don't want to assume any... Good God, man. I've learned that lesson. So, okay, our guest today is an amazing friend of mine and a hilarious comedian. And I think has taken more notes than any other guest, which I'm very impressed by. He's very much prepared. He's a college-educated person with no taking skills.
1:30.2	His name is Ed Salazar.
1:32.7	Hello, everybody.
1:33.7	This is Ed Salazar.
1:34.9	How are you doing?
1:36.5	I also took photos...
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