Golden Girls: S1E16 - Julieanne Smolinski
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty
4.5 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2015
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Chris and Chenow is? |
| 0:01.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.0 | She annoys me. |
| 0:03.0 | Why? |
| 0:04.0 | There's something... |
| 0:05.0 | Is it because she sounds like this? |
| 0:06.0 | No, it's because she reminds me of a squirrel. |
| 0:08.0 | Like I look at squirrels and I'm like, you're tree rats. |
| 0:12.0 | Like... |
| 0:13.0 | You think... Are you saying Chris and Jenow is a tree rat? |
| 0:16.0 | Yes. |
| 0:17.0 | But then again, like whenever I see someone that tiny, I think about them giving oral sex. |
| 0:24.2 | And I also think about them. |
| 0:26.9 | Why? |
| 0:27.8 | Because they're so tiny that it must feel very like pedophilic for the person they're with. |
| 0:34.3 | No. |
| 0:37.0 | I have to say what I feel. |
| 0:40.3 | Miami has so much appeal. |
| 0:43.3 | A great place to get a seafood meal. |
| 0:48.3 | Miami. |
| 0:49.3 | Miami. Miami, Miami, you've got style. |
| 1:01.0 | Picture it, Los Angeles, 2015. |
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