Golden Girls Rewind: Stan Takes a Wife
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty
4.5 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Stan Takes a Wife," where they discuss the pronunciation of "Zah-bornack," the hardest kind of acting, and that time H. Alan almost died at The Hungry Bear.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everyone, Carrie here. |
| 0:01.9 | I know I sound like the receiving end of... |
| 0:04.0 | You're being held captive. |
| 0:05.0 | I sound like there's... |
| 0:06.0 | No, I sound like the receiving end of a 1,900 phone call right now. |
| 0:11.8 | The reason my voice is going to sound like this, this little ASMR noise for the episode, is because my baby, Little Coco, is sleeping four feet from me. |
| 0:26.1 | This is the situation I'm in right now. I really, really wanted to get this podcast out. I really |
| 0:31.0 | wanted to record and not let you guys down again because Stan is sick again and little Oreo and Oreo is sick again. |
| 0:39.0 | So my baby is sleeping. |
| 0:40.8 | So therefore my voice is going to be a little bit quieter. |
| 0:43.8 | I hope everybody can get on board. |
| 0:46.2 | Yeah, we're on board here. |
| 0:47.2 | Before we even start the episode, I'm going to match what you look like right now. |
| 0:50.1 | Here we go. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:52.1 | We're being helpless. |
| 0:52.8 | Make sure if you call anyone, just send help, send help as soon as you can because there's a baby holding us captive. |
| 1:03.4 | There's a child. |
| 1:05.5 | I'm huddled. |
| 1:06.7 | I'm huddled in the corner of my bedroom right now. |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.8 | I'm in a corner. |
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