4.6 • 6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2018
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up everybody welcome to another episode of flagrant to know easy buckets analysis by assholes water cooler commentary for your sports needs I'm |
0:12.6 | Andrew Schultz I'm here with Kaz and Akash real quick before we start I just got to give a huge thank you to both Toronto and San Francisco has shows for my views from the |
0:23.4 | Texas tour in both those cities this weekend's man we had two theater shows up in Toronto thank you all for coming out lots of flavor and two fans keeping it tight in the audience |
0:33.4 | As whole army was there is a beautiful thing to see thank you all for coming out and also San Francisco man we sold out five straight shows at the punchline comedy club in San Francisco that she was crazy and you were competing against your friends |
0:46.9 | Whitney Cummings is in town that's right yeah Whitney was in town and she was selling out the cops comedy yeah she's brilliant and and it was and it was crazy man I'll give you guys a little |
0:57.0 | little bit of info one of the guys that works there Marcus one of the managers there he said the last person to sell out five straight |
1:04.3 | shows there was should pill he said he was like now he did that in about 60 seconds |
1:10.2 | but that being said that was the last time they did that so I was like whoa man I was so fucking cool man so thank you all for coming out the |
1:22.8 | flagrancy was in wind full effect you know people who I guess I was very excited to do these two cities because they're known as very PC places |
1:32.7 | yeah right Toronto they're always marching about some shit that's what the smart started really yeah dude there's like always marching about something |
1:42.3 | son they protested a fucking a restaurant because the guy was had meat in it and he started butchering the deer in the front window |
1:53.9 | wait what yeah you guys didn't hear about this it was like this meat restaurant you just like went full |
1:58.9 | remind us where it comes from you didn't know that I'm not so like you know like I forget to do that a lot like oh yeah so the Chinese yeah so does |
2:06.0 | everybody outside of America yeah I remember the first time the first time we're in India you know people where we live a lot of them |
2:12.9 | can afford meat yeah then I went to one of my rich uncles house he was like let's go eat chicken I was like |
2:16.6 | fat chicken he was like he's gonna be fresh yeah I'm fresh chicken we go out of the market and I see them see just we |
2:24.3 | see a live chicken he just cuts the chicken's throat and then he just hands it to us yeah and one chicken I think just like |
2:30.0 | most acting up and he just cut his throat and like this one for food yeah |
2:36.1 | yeah I'm fucking the other chicken I'm fucking so I'm the chicken what you saw that was actually my first police |
2:43.2 | scare what I went to I went to a farm with my mom so like and like the cops you were black at a farm |
2:49.7 | and not in Georgia mom brought you there like you'll never be working at one of these |
2:55.2 | so what's a farm and usually make to a great Abraham Lincoln made it so that you'll never have to go |
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