Guys, this couldn't wait for next week. I mean we could have waited until next week, but like, you've all heard the news right and I have so many

people texting me like I love that we've established ourselves enough now that

we're like just like I feel like in my personal life I'm everyone's point person for a

like bachelor conversation discussion the amount of people that have sent me this

this morning in case you guys live under a rock and didn't see

yeah Gary and Teresa are divorcing.

Love isn't real, there's no hope left in the world.

Are they divorcing or are they dissolving their marriage,

which is how Gary put it in the Good Morning America interview?

And we've kind of come to the conclusion mutually that it's probably time for us to

dissolve our marriage.

Was it like conscious conscious uncoupling?

Uncoupling, yeah.

Why don't just say divorce?

Because is that like a euphemism?

He thinks like that sounds better that they're dissolving the marriage versus she saying

divorcing.

Yeah. That's just like,

uncoupling. You don't want to say like, oh yeah, we're breaking up.

It's a lot nicer to say dissolve our marriage, which is when the

host goes back and she's like, you mean divorce. But like but like yeah that definitely is his way of

softening the blow I feel like Gary and Teresa weren't even on people's

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