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Welcome to Face 10, the show where we try every new fast food creationally. You know if you need it, you probably do. Thanks to Hello Fresh for making this show possible. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweeers. Jordan, how are you?

Spicy today. I'm all spiced up. You didn't really get the intro good, but I did. I heard. I mean, as long as this window down and just kind of held his phone out the window or played it through his car or something. But then I did hear it through discord all broken and shitty.

I thought I fought through it. I feel like I need the intro less than you. Like the intro gives you the energy and then once you get going, I go off of you.

So, you know, it's it's a domino effect, but it's vital because it gets you know, it gets the show going. So. Right. The intro is me and then I baby bird everyone on the show. Yeah.

I am small animal hungry and you give sustenance. I take what I need and then I share the rest. I am small animal hungry.

This is good. This is good. Today we're reviewing the golden chick Chalua chicken sandwich and Chalua chicken tenders. Are you saying Chalua? Yeah. Could you try to get Chalua Chalua Chalua Chalua Chalua. Oh, you're right. Chalua. Yeah. I skipped an elder. You're saying you're saying it like Kaluah. Yeah. You're saying it like it was Hawaiian. Yeah. Yeah. Which would be cool. But there would be very Chalua.

Yeah. We should have put some Kaluah on this. What's Chalua? Nothing. We made it up. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I should patent that. Yeah. Oh, I think it's just Chalua, but they put like pineapple in it. They put instead of like the L, they put like an apostrophe. It's like a Hawaiian thing. You know, you put it in like a rum drink. Yes. Whoa. It's a way to hang on. We didn't eat that. No, we didn't eat Chalua. We also didn't have a rum drink. No, yeah. We definitely didn't have a rum drink. I don't even

know if we had a rum drink. That's what reminds me. It's reminds me about how how no one hang on. Chalua. Okay. Okay. You got it. It's like how no, no one's parents can say Chipotle. Yeah. Yeah. That was like a weird thing for a minute. Yeah. Michael, you holding up the plastic bottle like it was rum. Ruhm. I did me when I was a water. No, that's that's what you think. When I was younger, my parents have would get

water bottles and then poke holes in the bottom and then fill them with rum and vodka and then take them to like concerts. But I didn't know that. And they would put my parents names are Ron and Vicky. So they would put R and V on the top of the water bottles, which I thought was Ron and Vicky. And so I took a drink out of my mom's water bottle. And it was vodka and not water. And it was a unwelcome surprise when you think you are quenching your thirst. And then it becomes vodka. Mom, what's wrong with this water? And that's how you

ended up like you are. Yeah. And that's and that's and my mom says that's how I'm different. What do you I go back when they poked holes in the bottom? In the bottom. So you would turn the water bottle upside down because you can bring in like a sealed water bottle to like a concert. So you get the water. So it had to be. Well, it's still sealed. It's closed. And then you poke a hole like the in the bottom part. You drain all the water out and then you fill it up with like a funnel with vodka rum, whatever. Something clear. And then they would seal it. They would seal it.

They would seal it with hot glue. That seems elaborate. Yeah. This is a lot of work. I come from like a like a long line of like rum runners and you know how you can't bring in. He's from his own drinks into a concert or something. But they don't stop you from bringing in hot glue guns. That's why they're like hot glue. That's fine. I don't know. The loophole. Maybe. Whoa. Oh, no. This is just like hot glue gun for when I do crafts halfway through the show.

Oh, okay. Go ahead and make sense. I'm going to make some friendship bracelets. I want to watch. Listen. I'm here to watch classical flats and make friendship bracelets. No one's going to stop me.

So golden chick. It's chicken place. They make chicken. You eat the chicken. What is it? I never heard of this place. I've heard of it. I don't think I've ever had it. I'm not sure. If I've had it, it's been a like, you know, hey, there's a bunch of people in food is being ordered from a place.

Oh, yeah. What do you want? And I would say a food. I would say a chicken or something and then I eat it. That's possible. Other than that, it's not something I've ever sought out. I confused it with another place that used to be at the Dell diamond home of the round rock express and sometimes round rock,

cheap of Cobras. And so I thought I'd had it before, but that place is actually called chicken express. Oh, yeah, that place is not even there anymore. No, so I definitely haven't had golden chick before. You can rule it out because we've got it today. We all. Yeah, we'll learn more about gold.

I have a fact section, but the thing to keep in mind with golden chick is that it is located in what you would identify as a food swamp. You know, like a food desert is just like there's nothing around you. There's no fast food places. You know, nothing is close. Everything is like a real drive to get, you know, it's like that. But I call them food swap, which is, hey, look, here's golden chick. Yeah, but there's Sonic. There's McDonald's. There's Jack in the box. There's in and out. There's Burger King. There's Taco Bell.

There like it is just like why would you ever eat there? Why would you ever stop and go, dude, but I got to have golden chick because you have 13 other options within a two block.

This is what we refer to on the show now as the Fizzoli's dilemma. Yes, it is Fizzoli's gambit.

It's a bold, it's a bold move. How about there?

We'll knock out the competition. We're going to dominate this 500 square feet. But sir, there's a water burger right next to it. Yeah, but we serve Italian food in the drive.

Don't underestimate the power of Fizzoli's. The experienced eaters know where to go. Oh, man. Yep.

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