Well, hello, everybody.

It is Thursday morning and we're here to talk about the Golden Bachelor finale.

The finale.

My God, you guys, it's all led up to this.

The journey is led up to lower our walls and get our walls down for this really special moment.

I mean, they're down.

I think at this point they're down.

They're back up. They went down so far that now they're kind. I think at this point they're down. They're back up.

They went down so far that now they're kind of malfunctioning and they're backup.

They have to be back up for this because to really, you have to be very vulnerable.

Super vulnerable.

Vulnerable. Do you have macro notes? Because I do. I have quite a few macros. Things that need to be said really before we can get into it just so you know where we're coming from. You start. Okay, one Mel is the biggest piece of shit. He's so awful. I can't, first of all, we already knew this. We knew this from his podcast appearance.

Then he tried to fool us all by going like, I'm just so sorry. I, I, you know, women are amazing over

a certain age. Like I, I couldn't be more wrong. I'm so blessed to be given this opportunity.

And we all, I didn't fall for it.

Most of us did not fall for it.

But we let ourselves be lulled into like, all right, we're here.

Let's give it, let's give it a chance to see if we like it.

I, you know, my hate for Mel toned down during the season because I was like,

what are we going to do?

I got Stockholm syndrome.

Right.

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