Golden Bach: S2 E1: Bombshells and Bomb Defusers (part 2)
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Taylor
4.4 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
It's the first episode with our dude Mel who has a lot of explaining to do. But hey, we're here for the women and they do not disappoint. We have a bomb defuser, luxury yacht saleslady and at least one former model. Will Mel change our minds? Probably not. But will we have fun recapping this season? Definitely yes.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back, everybody, and I say welcome back. |
| 0:16.4 | Some of you don't even know that there's a part one to this. |
| 0:20.1 | But I'm telling you, there's a part one to this, but I'm telling you there's a part |
| 0:21.7 | one. We are talking about the Golden Bachelor. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's me, Stephanie Wilder |
| 0:27.9 | Taylor and Cecily Nobler. Hi, Cecily. Hello. Yeah, we got into it. We had some feelings |
| 0:34.5 | about Mel that have not completely unfolded. We are not sure yet. |
| 0:38.4 | We have a big question mark on his face. We really do. I mean, we're, we're pretty sure that we, |
| 0:45.4 | that he's a, he's a little performative maybe and he's, you know, he's trying to fool some of us. |
| 0:52.5 | Something to know about me and Cecily is we are not easily fooled. We've been around the block. That's right. I think I would say I'm more easily fooled than you. Yes. And I was less having Mel this time. I'm like, you're like, I don't know. Is this a like, yeah, he's bullshit. Yeah. He might be the right person for one of these |
| 1:11.9 | women. You know, we don't, we don't want to keep love away from him, but I don't think he's ever going to win me over. No, it's like, it's, it's sort of like Louis C.K. In a, in a way. It's like, do we, We don't want him to not have a career. |
| 1:24.9 | If people want to enjoy, like, we're just saying, like, hey, there's some things that maybe we don't want him to not have a career. If people want to enjoy, like, we're just saying, like, |
| 1:28.9 | hey, there's some things that maybe we don't like, but nobody's saying he shouldn't have love. |
| 1:34.3 | He's that he's a terrible person. He just has opinions that maybe we don't agree with. |
| 1:39.5 | Right. We're talking about Mel and Louis. |
| 1:46.6 | Because Mel, I don't even know how that. He liked, he used to masturbate in front of people. |
| 1:48.6 | Mel does that too, a lot. |
| 1:50.1 | A lot. |
| 1:50.7 | A lot. |
| 1:51.3 | He does ask. |
| 1:52.1 | And he asks in a British accent, which is different than what Louis did. |
| 1:55.2 | He'd be like, my eye, I'll have a wink. |
| 1:58.8 | And they're like, I guess. |
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