Hello world. My name is Andrew Chappelle. And my name is Cody Rigsby. And if you have named your

pet after a recently problematic Broadway icon, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

I was like, where are you going with this? I wasn't sure what the prompt this week was going to be.

And then it took me a few seconds, understood.

Yeah, we're virtual this week, as you can always tell,

because we're not synchronized with our naming of the title.

But you know what?

We still bring you these episodes fresh every week.

Yes, I, you know, I just had to speak on my, my, one of my Broadway girls, Ms. Patty Lepone has, it's drama that I don't really understand what's going on.

I've heard like through the great fine, but I don't really, I don't know what's going on.

Let me tell you. I'm going to tell you. Here we go. So what happened was,

Patty the Pone was in a two-person play with Mia Farrow.

Okay. A quiet play with two ladies in an apartment. Next door, right next door to that play,

is the Broadway musical Hell's Kitchen,

which is the music of Alicia Keys. Alicia Keys. I know that part. And Jay-Z, a lot of bass, a lot of belting, a lot of stomping. Do do-do-do-do-do-do-do. And it was disturbing the performance next door of the two lady play so like when patty and

mea were doing their little quiet two lady play you could hear the neighbors playing their

music too loud essentially correct correct and by the way i'm obsessed with now the term two lady play.

I think it's hysterical.

Two lady play.

That actually could be the title of a two lady play.

Yes.

Or even this podcast.

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