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The Gold Standard: San Francisco 49ers Podcast Network

Gold Standard: The All-Alien 49ers Team

The Gold Standard: San Francisco 49ers Podcast Network

Rob Guerrera

Sports, Football

4.5674 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The San Francisco 49ers have a history of signing some athletic freaks on their roster. Who are the freakiest of the freaky? Rob "Stats" Guerrera and Levin Black break it down on today's show. CHECK OUT UNDERDOG FANTASY: Download the app today and sign up with promo code GOLDSTANDARD to score FIFTY DOLLARS in Bonus Funds when you play your first FIVE dollars - that’s promo code GOLDSTANDARD. Must be 18+ (19+ in AL, NE; 19+ in CO for some games; 21+ in AZ, MA, and VA) and present in a state where Underdog Fantasy operates. Terms apply. Concerned with your play? Call 1-800-MY-RESET or 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org; AZ: 1-800-NEXT-STEP (1-800-639-8783) or text NEXT-STEP to 53342; NY: Call the 24/7 HOPEline at 1-877-8-HOPENY or Text HOPENY (467369). SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE PAGE: https://www.youtube.com/@goldstandardnetwork BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER TO GET ACCESS TO PERKS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn6zbhFQ7_vMLYfjSiLSYA/join GET SOME SWEET PODCAST MERCH HERE: https://goldstandard.dashery.com/ FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gsn49ers/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091816680160 Twitter: https://twitter.com/GSN49ers SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PODCASTS: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-gold-standard-san-francisco-49ers-podcast-network/id1524313515 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3mWHKNWMdC6Pojka3tyBio?si=ed9ef03ba95140e4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What is good, everybody.

0:12.5

Welcome to another gold standard podcast.

0:14.7

I'm Rob Stats Guerrera.

0:16.0

This is going to be a fun show.

0:18.3

Levin Black is going to join us in one second.

0:20.5

Just wanted to start the show because I see the comments in the chat.

0:38.3

I know we're late. Everyone, you know, we got a couple comedians in the chat. I see you all. That's fine. Let me just give you the details, okay? Levin had to put his daughter to sleep. Any parent that's ever put a kid to sleep knows it is not a process that you can get done on a timely schedule sometimes. And then when he tried to join most

0:43.5

recently, we had some technical difficulties. So I'm starting to show here. I'm going to try

0:48.9

to bring Levin in. Hopefully this works. Levin, can you hear me? Can you see me?

0:57.9

Yes and unfortunately. 17 minutes ago i was ready to start the show i'm just you know yeah well this show actually took

1:05.0

real research that i needed to have written down. It was not so much bedtime.

1:12.4

It was the lead up to bedtime.

1:13.8

I got home.

1:20.7

I had 45 minutes to eat dinner, get my things written down from the little notes because I didn't sit in front of our computer all day to be able to write them up first and then start

1:26.1

bedtime.

1:26.7

So it did not work out very well because it took much longer to write stuff when you have a five-year-old going, hey, daddy, help me with this video game. Hey, how do you do this? Hey, can you show me what I need to hit there? I have twice as many kids as you. I found a way to get it done. Sounds like you work from home and you've been sitting there all day. I'm just saying, look, you can get caught up in excuses if you want. No, it's going to be a fun show today. We're going to go through the 49ers, all alien team. Not necessarily the greatest 49ers of all time. You know that list. But we're going to go through the aliens, the freaks, the physical marvels.

2:02.5

And the reason I the freaks,

2:01.3

the physical marvels. And the reason I'm doing this, just full disclosure, I've talked about in

2:05.9

the past how I don't listen to a ton of other NFL shows because I don't want to accidentally

2:10.7

have someone else's opinion seep into my brain, which can happen if you listen to a bunch of

2:16.8

NFL shows. But I happen to be listen to a bunch of NFL shows.

2:17.5

But I happen to be listening to the Sims Unbutton podcast, and they did an all-time,

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