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Bald Move Prestige

Gold (2017)

Bald Move Prestige

Bald Move

Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.51K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2017

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Jim and A.Ron give their thoughts on a terrible, no good, boring film starring Matthew McConaughey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Édgar Ramírez and directed by Stephen Gaghan; Gold. It's the definition of a mediocre film that half-asses themes that much better films have done very recently, including The Wolf of Wall Street, American Hustle, and The Big Short. We also discuss the upcoming lineup of first run Bald Movies, before getting to the Club only spoiler section. See you in a few weeks for John Wick 2! Spoiler-Free Review: 00:00Trailers: 06:50Spoilers: 16:28 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody we're back with another it's the first in the 2017 first round bald movies.

0:06.0

That's right I guess it is we were supposed to do one last week but we're supposed to do a couple I feel like we

0:10.0

fucked up we should have done hidden figures we were to do that but it was like the day before and we had totally forgotten about it.

0:17.0

It wasn't playing at the fucking theater that's near me.

0:20.0

Last week we were supposed to do the founder which was actually

0:23.4

also not playing and also my house closing fucked all that up but we got to see

0:29.6

gold what did with the Matthew McConaughey? Yeah

0:34.0

The latest

0:35.0

latest run of good-looking Hollywood men destroying their physique and visage

0:41.0

I feel like this is all Christian Bale's fault. Well let's talk about it. I feel like it's all Christian Bale. What did you think of this movie Jim?

0:48.1

It was kind of nothing. It was all right. So you're going to play good cop. I'm going to play bad

0:56.4

you didn't like it at all. This I want my Thursday night back. This was a complete

0:59.8

waste of my time and I'm gratified that there's only three people in the theater

1:04.2

at U to me and Alexis because no one else should see this movie. This movie is

1:09.3

like the Wolf of Wall Street. Maybe, maybe we're the only three in all of North America. Maybe. This is like

1:15.2

the Wolf of Wall Street, American Hustle, and the Big Short, got drunk, had a three-way, and a very

1:21.6

ugly, boring-ass baby that no one knows who the father is, no one knows

1:25.3

even a mother is strangely.

1:27.7

Right.

1:28.7

If you want to see a good-looking Hollywood guy, let himself go to shit go see American hustle if you want to

1:36.0

see a bunch of like fast and loose corruption fun times get rich thing go see wolf of Wall Street if you want to some kind of

1:43.9

moral lesson about greed and how big bankers and Wall Street let it run array

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