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Guys, welcome back to the lightweights podcast. That's show. I'm Ilya. We're here today to talk about things that don't matter.

First off, why the fuck don't you answer your phone, bro? I'm fe- honestly, I'm the fourth call. I'm fuming. Like, I'm about to scream.

I'm literally saying- I'm literally saying I fucking hate Joe out loud. Yeah. I'm literally going, come on, motherfucker.

Why don't you answer your phone? I put it in my pocket and I put it on do not disturb. Actually, during the day, like, like, at noon, you just go, I just don't want anybody to bother me.

I'm a grown man with a four rental properties with tenants in them. But for some reason, I just don't want to be bothering anyone else. I'm just going to parent silent.

Would you say it out loud? Yeah, it sounds ridiculous. Would you actually do that? Yeah. Why? I like a loan time.

I'm trying to get a hold of you, David. Trying to get a hold of you. You're telling me I have to pick something up at the house. I don't know where it is. I'm freaking out. I'm calling you like 10 times. Bro, what the fuck?

What the- don't do that. Don't do that. I can't change who I am. I don't- figure it out. I don't- go see a psychiatrist. I don't know what to tell you.

Because that's fucked. Can I have a garage clicker, please? I thought we were here to have a good time. And I'm just sensitive. A lot of negativity from your way.

Oh, my. Can I have a garage clicker? No. Please? Why can I have keys to the house? Absolutely not.

Okay, I'm gonna break in then. I'm literally gonna- I'm gonna break into the sliding door then. Why? Because I want to access. I let you in. Yeah, after like fucking me calling you 20 times.

I don't like that you think you could just show up. Oh, yeah, I called Joe the other day and I was like- I was like- yo, I just want to make things clear.

Wait, everybody- I got a new house and I have John and Alex as my roommates and- okay, now go for it. Anyways, I called Joe the other day and I was like-

Hey, I just to be clear, I'm gonna show up at your house whenever I want, right? And he goes, no. And I was like, okay, that was weird. And like-

Honestly, kind of awkward. It was. I thought- I thought this ex- you have to apologize.

And then in my mind, I'm thinking like, that's kind of fucked up. That he wouldn't just say like, yeah, dude, whatever you want. Like, honestly, come on. If it was my house, I would tell you, come at 3 AM, 4 AM, I'm sleeping.

I have a busy day tomorrow, whatever. Come whenever. That's what I'm scared of. Literally what you just said. What?

The coming over at 3 AM, 4 AM. I'm not gonna do it all the time. There's those few times that I will- Of course, but that's why it's fun.

I mean, like it or not, I'm gonna show up. That's what I'm saying. Just give me keys. Right. I have two other people here that can answer the phone. That do answer the phone.

They don't go on do not disturb. No, not normal people usually don't. That's so fun. I like going ghost, man. Maybe like at 9 PM when everyone's asleep, you do that. You gotta do it midday. Midday, got it. Okay.

You should do it. You should do it for a couple days. Yeah, when we lost Dobrik's pizza. First day, I just go silent.

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