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Oh, God, too...

Tchaah!

I'm Greg Vishinsky at ESPN,

And I am much less wet than I was yesterday walking around Tampa, which was very humid.

I'm Ryan Lambert. I rained yesterday in Boston, so I got wet walking the dog, but it's regular.

Sean McNeuve, the athletic, completely dry.

As one does, and you're in Puck suit.

If I'm a little punchy, I got up really early to fly back to New York this morning from Tampa after game two,

between the calendars and the lightning.

A little punchy. Where are you freaking Leo Comarov, right? You watched that game last night.

You was trying to pull that shit after every whistle.

Did you know, isn't punchy the nickname of the Kool-Aid guy? Isn't that his official name is punchy?

I don't know. I'm going to find out if that's canonical.

Punchy cool, cool aid.

Okay, according to this, hold on, there's a thing that says, oh shit, hold on, this is going to blow your mind.

Oh boy. Kool-Aid man. His name is Kool-Aid man.

Punchy? Oh, that's the Hawaiian punch guy, right?

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