Hello and welcome to the TFO Football Podcast. I'm Joe Devine and I'm joined now by Alex Stewart.

Good morning, Joe.

Good morning and Seb Stafford Blore.

Morning, Joe.

Yes, well don't lie with the tone of your voice, Seb, we both know how and how you are,

because mostly we talked today about Arsenal Tottenham and I could hear you tried to muster

some enthusiasm, a little bit of gusto there. Failure, failure, you're unhappy, just accept it.

What was that noise?

That's my door, bear with me one second, I'll be back.

Don't worry, we're used to Alex not being here, so it's no problem.

I'll continue as normal.

Arsenal 2, one Tottenham, we talked about the Northland and Derby, we talked about whether Spurs Improvement is real or not.

And also we taught you a little bit about Manchester United West Ham, full of Manchester City, a couple of bits from Europe,

and we got the quotes from thanks database too. Anything else Seb that I've missed?

You did your new acronym.

I don't think we have a title for that little segment, but we think you do.

Oh yeah, Joe's NLD acronym bit, that was fun.

That was a thought experiment, your kind of jazz odyssey.

A little jazz odyssey in the middle there, and I think it was a good time.

So thanks for downloading today's episode, I hope you enjoy it.

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