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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol is making a list, Nick isn't into that, and they help with creating a signature and with Photo-Me booths.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:05.4	Did you not have to come up with a signature before then?
0:08.3	Yeah, but I just signed my name without thinking about it.
0:12.2	And then suddenly I just thought, no, no, I should have a proper signature.
0:15.9	Yeah.
0:16.6	Because I started being pretentious and, you know, buying Jack Carrowack books and thinking,
0:22.6	oh, I need to read these and then I never did.
0:26.1	Listening to your podcast, I'm amazed at how you, Nick, are so unawake.
0:29.5	Carol, you are brilliant.
0:34.0	Wow.
0:34.7	But you weren't expecting that, will you?
0:36.3	No.
0:39.3	People say nice things, don't they? Especially about me. I bet you weren't expecting that, were you? No. People say nice things, don't they?
0:40.2	Especially about me.
0:42.9	Bizarrely, yes.
0:44.3	Ha, ha, ha.
0:54.8	Oh, hello there.
0:56.0	All right, Nickers.
0:57.2	How are you doing, Kevin?
1:00.7	Yeah, I'm doing all right.
1:03.8	Sounded for a moment there like you were blowing up a balloon.
1:09.5	I was drinking jungle juice.
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