The May 4th deadline to reopen schools in Massachusetts is looking less and less plausible as Kirk comes to grips with a quarantined life that may linger on into the fall. We open the phone lines to start the show before digging into the headlines: CNN's Chris Cuomo has emerged from his basement in a staged coronavirus recovery video, but did he even have the virus?; North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is reportedly ill, but that might be fake news; President Trump has halted all immigration in to the U.S., but is it too late? (1:05:05) A Boston Public Radio segment on poetry spawns a brawl between Kirk, who condemns all poetry, and Steve, who defends poetry without being able to cite any poetry he actually likes (1:39:49). The Massachusetts Predatory Poachers have ensnared some high profile citizens of the Commonwealth, but Blind Mike isn't sure he likes their tactics (02:08:36).

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