Hey guys. Hey guys. Welcome back to another episode of The Selfie Show where we are bringing the weekly dose of sweet and salty. I am Tori the founder and now co-host of the selfie show. I am a nurse, a blogger and podcaster and podcaster, powerlifter, co-host of the selfie show. Today we are really off the clocker what do they call it down

under oh um oh my god we got she said she was on the plane she's like I'm off shift I'm off off

off oh um oh my god what did she say well we. Anyways, we are literally going deep diving, so down under.

You know, okay, I'm interrupting myself because ADHD is bad.

Anyways, okay, we have two humorous nurses, the podcast host, Kelly and Alicia.

We love you guys.

But I forgot to ask them if when they flush toilets in Australia,

if they go the opposite direction. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah. Also, if snakes come up the toilet. I really want to know that because that shit scares me. We have to do a part two with them because those were the things that I wanted to ask them and I forgot. Yeah. I failed you guys. I am sorry. So sorry. Okay, be prepared. Today is a buckle up. So fun.

It's, this is just like, honestly, we just had banter banter. This was so much fun.

It's like you took Tori and Sam cloned them and gave them an Australian accent. And then blonde hair.

And that's what today is. Yeah, literally. It was amazing. It was so much fun. You guys, you're in for a real treat. We got a little shrimp on the bobby. Yes. Stop it. Oh, my God. I can't. Oh, my God. All right. Happy belated Fourth of July. Unpopular opinion. Australians are way cooler than us. I don't think that's an unpopular opinion. Way cooler. But I'll give an unpopular opinion. Here we go. I'm probably going to be like, oh my God, this liberal whack job. But Fourth of July doesn't hit the same. Well, this year didn't. So I used to be one of those like I'm wearing an American, like a red, white and blue bathing a some setter hat I'm blinging out like jewelry I go to the lake with my family like the

chugie swimsuits oh god the patriotic is fuck yeah um I have to fuck the patriarchy this year don't

I'm like okay in 1776 black people weren't considered they were still three-fifths of a human, and women

didn't have the right to vote.

So, well, I guess what?

We lost a right to vote for our bodies. So there's that. So fuck 1776. I don't know. I don't know. I listen, I'm not one of those, like, I don't get the whole impression. like if you don't like it leave which I'm like okay when people say that I like, so you're telling me you support immigration then. Interesting. But anyways, I digress. I do love this country. I do. I do. I don't want to move. I don't want to leave. But I think you can love something and acknowledge that it can be better. Absolutely. Well, you know what's funny too? It's because like, you know how in my head I'm like like how Olympics used to be like the coolest thing ever and everyone would get so decked out and it was so American and it was so fabulous. And like now I feel like there's no energy for that anymore. And I'm like it's so sad. I'm like I really do love this country and I will say that. I love it so much that I want it to be the best that it can be. Absolutely. And,

and we are acknowledging that. It's like your child brings home their progress report and they're getting a D in school and you're like, I fucking, you're so pissed. You ground them. You're like, I'm so pissed at you. Yes. Because I love you so much, I want you to be an A student. Yeah.

Like, come on.

Yeah.

Let's be better.

So I do.

I love this country.

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