From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, and Joe Getty, the Armstrong and Getty Show.

We're just having a discussion about, and this goes on all over the country these free syringe programs that we the taxpayer fund for some reason to make it easier for drug addicts to get their syringes, and how I've been turned down or struggled.

Or struggled so many times at pharmacies to get syringes from my kids all his medicine, and they'll tell me that we either can't give you a syringe or you've had too many this month, you know, whatever, because they're trying to keep drug addicts from getting syringes at the pharmacy.

But meanwhile, as a taxpayer, I'm paying for syringes to be handed out to the heroin addict in the park right there outside the pharmacy door.

Correct. Right. So clearly, as Katie pointed out, the best idea for me is to next time say, no, no, this isn't for my kids medicine. I'm a heroin addict. And then they'd say, oh, okay, well then yeah.

Oh, sorry, sir. Why didn't you say so? Here is a box of them.

Right. We thought your kid was going to use them for his medicine as prescribed by a doctor. Well, then we can't hand them out because they might fall into the wrong hands and they'll suddenly become heroin users or something.

And can we invite you to crap on the floor of our pharmacy before you go on your way, sir? So sorry to have kept you waiting.

I swear. I think you took it to an absurd level, but that's right. Dr. Johnny Depp there.

Now, I was talking to somebody the other day who actually watched the documentary about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

What was that documentary called? It kind of a cool name. It was on Netflix or something. Remember what?

Why are you watching this get a life? I've heard it. It was very entertaining. Oh, really? Yeah.

I mean, we followed the trial. I imagine if you had the actual participants and interviews and all the pictures and all that sort of stuff.

But anyway, from people who watch the documentary, how did this come up the other day? Anyway, they said, no, absolutely was the dog. She did not poop in his bed. Really?

That's what they took from the documentary anyway. Wow.

Didn't we decide from the and everybody saying the same thing that you said after the trial? They deserve each other. They're both cuckoo nuts, drug addict drugs.

Yeah. Yeah. Who wants to referee that? You know, it's crazy, villain.

That was the best part of the trial though. The, the volume, the, the output was too much for the, it was so bizarre and so grotesque.

Do we still have that clip? I can find it. Was that the clip of the year last year? I can never remember what our clip of the year was.

That was so weird.

Eh, boy, speaking of clips, ladies and gentlemen, though we are, no, that doesn't make sense. It's Friday and the tradition is that we take a fond look back at the week that was its cow clips of the week.

Three, two, one, let go.

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