Hey, welcome to our Multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series, Superhero Diaries.

Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite superheroes in movies and TV.

I guess you would say I'm a parody version of The Dark Knight.

Anywho, me and some of my super friends, I've decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime fighting

or saving multiverse-hopping kind of stuff. We will reveal what's behind the mask.

Our most private thoughts. Like, who's our secret superhero crush?

Gotta go, girl talk.

We have to deal with real life issues just like you.

I mean, how does Spider-Man pee when he's wearing his spidey onesie?

I write up in the crotch a little bit too.

Does Aquaman talk to fish before he eats them?

What is the whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84?

And most confounding of all.

Someday, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day?

Oh, we'll be review when superhero diaries take off on February 9th.

Subscribe now, true believers!

The ocean is quiet and serene.

Ships pass each other in the night, never pausing to consider the horrors that lurk below the surface of the water.

One nuclear test later, the monster Godzilla rears his head through the calm and announces with a scream that he intends to destroy Tokyo once again.

Arriving near land, the world's armies prepare for what will ultimately be another lost campaign.

It is then that five teenagers arrive on scene, calling their powers to combine the mighty Morphin Power Rangers, create the mighty Dino Megazord to attempt to handle the force of nature of the radioactive lizard before them.

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