Hello everybody and welcome to another first round bald movie I'm your host a Ron I'm Jim and tonight we saw

Kojira king of the monsters it's all I can think of now when I think of godzilla is that shitty

Matthew Brodrick movie movie, the guy died, the tuna boat guy, dying.

That's all I can think of when I hear the name Godzilla anymore.

Matthew Broderick ruined me on Godzilla. He did not ruin Godzilla.

I gotta say, Godzilla's fine and looking good.

He still hasn't found a great movie, but uh, damn, I really fucking love this particular design of Godzilla.

What do you think of Godzilla King of Monsters?

I thought it was okay.

It didn't quite have enough Godzilla zombie my monster fighting action for me to

really get into it and I did not think the story was worthwhile.

It sort of let me down, but like I wasn't expecting all that much. I thought that every frame that Godzilla or one of his fellow monsters is on frame was pretty pretty

fucking excellent top-notch.

Uh, again, I love how just pissed off this godzilla looks all the time.

Like every single time he walks in on the frame he's like I'm too

fucking old for this shit I'm tired of this shit you all need to bow down and I

love that unfortunately everything not involving Godzilla actually doing those things just is the worst.

Every person on two legs, with the exception of Godzilla himself,

is the dumbest motherfucker alive.

I, good, the good guys are spectacularly dumb.

The bad guys are spectacularly dumb.

If you want to see Charles Dance play a really stupid bad guy

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