Godwin Enters the Final Countdown to Being a Grandpa

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Godwin enters the home stretch before entering Grandpa-ville, and Martin relives the chaotic moment a child’s shotgun went rogue and nearly took him out. John-David is over the moon about the wild goose that exploded through a UPS driver’s windshield and somehow flew away, while Si goes from omelet debates to life advice in record time, dropping his signature line about what to do when your life totally stinks. Plus, Phil’s no-shower and “space beam” theories get reality-checked. Duck Call Room episode #509 is sponsored by: For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://www.factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first box right now when you use code duck50off at checkout! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.9	When you clean cleaning them crop, I might start using gloves.
1:02.1	Well, you're cleaning too many.
1:03.5	Drop them off at my house.
1:04.4	You're cleaning too many of it. Right here, it'll get a, you'll get a scab right there.
1:09.0	Oh, you poor thing.
2:01.2	Man, retirement must stink. That's where that trigger depresses on that electric knife. Oh, no. That's the same time with my shotgun. The trigger. I rub a big, big blister right there. I know. On my banana shotgun. And I don't know why. Well, you need to hold on to it, Tyler. You want to talk about problems we got. I know. Well, I don't want to retire. One way to fix that. There's too many decisions to make. Oh, I said when you retire. It's just too many. Do I go this morning or do I make it as a way to go noon? Yeah. Or do I chase Paula around? Or do I take Paula with me? Do I get on a dare stand? Do I get in the boat? That's right. Do I go deer hunting or get to boat? What all decisions do you make each and every day, Sire? Check my eyelids. Si got to wake up every morning
2:02.2	I decide to breathe
2:02.9	what time
2:03.7	oh the only time
2:04.9	I got to decide
2:05.8	how long am I going to sleep
2:07.9	this morning
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