I went to a satire last night, someone put on a satire for me.

Hey, it's another edition of Glop Culture. I am John Poppore.

It's this time in Chicago, celebrating the Passover holiday with my wife's family.

I am in a basement in Rogers Park, West Rogers Park.

And I believe also in a basement, but his traditional basement is Jonah Goldberg.

That is a basement, is it not?

It is a basement. It's not below ground. It's like at ground level with our backyard.

Because I see the camera angle that I see Jonah on.

The cameras below him and over his shoulder is like one of those little windows.

So it looks like he's in a basement, but apparently not.

So not to give away my location to my many stalkers, but the front of my house is on a hill.

So the first floor is at kind of ground level defensive.

The defensive back of my house is on the other side, is on the downside of the hill.

So that it is also on ground level, the basement level.

You know, there are people who could use maps and figure out where that house is and determine that that was where it was.

If one was to lay siege to your home, Jonah, you would suggest you're vulnerable in the rear.

So to speak.

Yes.

But not I believe on a third floor in New York is Rob Long.

Hi, Rob.

Happy Paisach.

Thank you.

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