God Wants To Surprise You | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:17.0 | Well God bless you again. Always our joy, our honor to have you here. |
| 0:22.0 | It's a joy to come into your homes and we say it every week but we're believing for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:28.0 | If you're ever in the Houston area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:32.0 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home but thanks so much for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out today. |
| 0:38.0 | I like to start with something funny each week and I heard about this mom. |
| 0:42.0 | She had two young boys that were known for their bad behavior. |
| 0:46.0 | Anytime trouble happened, they were sure to be a part of it. |
| 0:49.0 | So she decided to send them one at a time to see their pastor and see if he could help. |
| 0:55.0 | The pastor asked the first boy, where is God? He sat there silently. |
| 1:00.0 | He asked him again, where is God? Still no reply. |
| 1:04.0 | The third time he asked, the young boy bolted out the door, ran home and told his brother, God is missing and they think we did it. |
| 1:14.0 | All right, hold up your Bible, say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
| 1:19.0 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:25.0 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. |
| 1:31.0 | My heart is receptive. I will never be the same in Jesus name. God bless you. |
| 1:38.0 | I want to talk to you today about how God wants to surprise you. |
| 1:44.0 | What is a surprise? It is something good that happens that we weren't really expecting. |
| 1:49.0 | Something that makes us feel special. It lets us know that somebody was thinking about us. |
| 1:55.0 | As a parent, I love to surprise my children. The other day I saw a pair of earrings that I knew our daughter, Alexander, would like. |
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