Hope you're having a great summer. Know that we're praying for you. We know God has awesome things in store. So great having you with us. Enjoy the message today.

And God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. We love you and we know God has great things in store for you.

If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our

services. These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. So come out and be

apart when you can. Thanks for tuning in. I like to start with something funny. And I heard about this

burglar that broke into a home one night. As he was stealing the stereo, he heard a voice saying,

Jesus is watching you.

He froze in his tracks, and he shined the flashlight around the room,

and he saw a parrot over in the corner.

He said, did you say that to me?

The parrot said, yes, I'm just trying to warn you.

He said, warn me.

What are you talking about?

Who are you?

The parrot said, my name is Moses.

The burglar laughed and said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?

The parrot said the same kind of people that would name a 150-pound Rotweiler, Jesus.

All right, hold up your Bible.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

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