God Save the Brittany!

Inside the Closet

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Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Emma and Matteo are back in the studio this week for the latest episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost: Yorkshire Pudding. What is it? Who's eating it? Why is it mostly solid? We answer one of these questions. Then, we get into the dark underbelly of the alternative milk industry, and their truly awful names. Turns out "nut butter" isn't jarred cum. Be sure to catch Matteo in London October 14-19, and you can see Emma in Washington DC at the Draft House October 25-26, then Vermont Comedy Club Novermber 1-2, and Howling wolf in New Orleans November 22! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys? Welcome to another episode of Inside the
0:03.1	closet with me Emma Wilman and Mateo Lane. We are catching up in New York City.
0:07.4	We go through the gay news. Mateo's going to London. We discuss Yorkshire
0:10.8	pudding. Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, you know the
0:14.1	drill. Thank you guys for your support and real quick. The reason the show is
0:17.9	free is because we have advertisers. So if you hear someone advertise on
0:21.0	inside the closet and then you support them and use the code that we give out when we do the advertisement.
0:25.0	It really helps us a lot so we appreciate whenever you do that. Thank you guys.
0:31.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:37.0	Inside the closet. All right, we're back The other episode inside the closet.
0:43.0	And we're next to each other.
0:44.0	We're across from each other.
0:45.0	We got Tyler, we got a producer.
0:46.0	We're all here.
0:48.0	Yes. It's nice. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, good to see you in the sound. The sound is good. It's not off my phone. Sorry everybody. Look and those
0:57.4	time also you know what Apple you buy Apple products and they don't even work with each other because we got that microphone and then the microphone that I bought doesn't go into my phone or my or it doesn't go to my iPad pro.
1:10.7	You got to get a little plugger connector thing. I have to get a did you get the little plugger connector thing?
1:13.0	Have to get it a fucking adapter to it.
1:15.0	That's too much.
1:16.0	Yeah, they got they.
1:17.0	Apple figure it out.
1:19.0	I think they figured it out because they're making you buy all their shit to go with their other shit.
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