God's Loophole
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
What is God's Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should 'lighten up,' the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus' new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the God pod the last time I ate a banana I was down on Euth and after I |
| 0:06.3 | finished the banana like four gay men across the way they're stood up and |
| 0:10.0 | gave me a standing ovation wow that's that that I mean it's very unexpected |
| 0:17.9 | they just start clapping and and hoot and holler and and I was like what what |
| 0:21.0 | did they do Joseph did a good job though I turned out all right yeah |
| 0:28.2 | I'm a skill okay if the whole being the savior of the universe thing didn't |
| 0:33.6 | work out he could always go back to carpentry you know it's nice to have |
| 0:38.3 | some backups you have to you need a plan a plan the whole time exactly Jesus |
| 0:43.9 | is like on the son of God I'm gonna be the most important person who ever lived |
| 0:47.5 | and Joseph's like that's good you could argue that we have a negative impact |
| 0:57.9 | on society how just by existing by people trying to believe in us and then |
| 1:03.7 | engaging in magical thinking is what it's called and then next thing you know |
| 1:07.7 | they believe in astrology hey hey hey I saw you didn't do anything anything |
| 1:13.5 | to anybody you like how I just throw that grenade out there of course you did |
| 1:27.9 | welcome to the God pod I'm your host of hosts the well bad bitch with the |
| 1:34.1 | most and the one and only Mary Magdalene thank you for joining us as we |
| 1:38.8 | attempted to restore some order to the multiverse I'm here today with my |
| 1:43.6 | pals what's up gang I love Mary who I love that intro who doesn't love Mary |
| 1:51.8 | Magdalene's voice I love it I live for just like smooth and smooth relaxing it's |
| 1:59.4 | like yeah minds like sandpaper yeah I think it's a good balance I think it |
| 2:04.4 | provides a good balance for the people yeah we had a good time at the party sorry |
| 2:08.0 | we missed you Mary I am so sorry the orgy ran longer than I thought it would |
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