God Responds To Being Put In Schools

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🗓️ 4 August 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello humans welcome to the goddamn news I'm the Lord thy God and I'm Gabriel
0:10.4	let's get into it what's going on in the goddamn news?
0:14.0	Well, it is almost back to school season.
0:17.0	Can you believe it? It's almost that time again.
0:20.0	And there has been some disturbing news out of South Dakota.
0:27.4	This fall, when students return to school,
0:30.7	there's going to be a new and compulsory message that is going to greet
0:34.8	them it involves you really in God we trust oh be the first new academic year since South Dakota's GOP leadership passed a law requiring every public school to display
0:49.1	This slogan in a prominent location in a font no smaller than 12 by 12 inches.
0:55.0	So it has to be pretty big.
0:58.0	So I'm going to be in their face.
1:00.0	They're sending me back to school.
1:01.0	I don't want to go back to school Gabriel.
1:03.5	Well, it sounds like you have no choice, at least in South Dakota.
1:07.0	I would like if they used the great pictures we have of you on the wall. I think that would cheer everybody up. That might be cool. If they actually represented me the way that I am. Right. In this form. I... Yeah. You're jacked you're smiling yes I'm inclusive I'm loving right it's the god that they're referencing the god that they're referencing the one that they believe in is a fucking asshole.
1:34.0	Yeah.
1:35.0	Unfortunately, South Dakota is not the first state to require in God we trust being somewhere in the school. There are at least a half a dozen
1:46.9	states that have passed a bill requiring.
1:49.8	Jesus Christ!
1:51.5	Yeah, that's a lot.
1:54.0	He doesn't like it either.
1:55.0	No?
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