God Reads Angry Comments From People Who Hate Disney

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🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss Disney being punished by Florida’s government for opposing their ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law. God reads comments from outraged homophobes. God explains why he created the funny bone. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod we didn't ask you to be part of the community but Ted
0:05.2	Cruz we want part of the community he's like you can cruise in this ass any day
0:10.7	honey you know like like think about it Ted Cruz gay is the best thing in the
0:18.6	entire world Jesus between the ages of 13 and 33 what were you doing exactly
0:26.1	I was selling drugs and I've retired from that and now I just watch it dramatic
0:32.6	takes on the drug wars on Netflix and AMC Jesus watches that he's like that's
0:38.7	me that's me I like to all that it's a documentary to me oh I hate post
0:45.5	apocalyptic this isn't obnoxiously post apocalyptic it's just like wow
0:50.8	way to go god look what you let happen do you think that's what's gonna happen
0:54.6	to the world Jesus I really hope not you should tell us we're on the edge of
0:59.0	our seats this is like our reality TV it's just called reality
1:16.4	hi everyone god here listening to the god pod I'm here today with my pals
1:21.8	Jesus hey and we're here also with my therapist the goddess psyche oh my
1:27.8	gosh hello hello hello at a treat I didn't know I'd be amongst Jesus today yeah
1:33.7	I know Satan Satan called out the last second he's so busy down on earth so I
1:41.0	said I'll join I want to hang out with psyche it's been a while we never get
1:45.2	to hang out yeah so yeah and God has assembled a very appropriate episode for
1:51.4	us the two big Disney fans thanks for my god squad I'm just looking this is huge
1:58.8	news this is huge news after you know after assembling a couple hundred
2:04.4	outlines it's nice to see you noticing Jesus I notice all of your hard work you
2:10.6	know yeah I've catered this to you actually it's one of the the news of the
2:16.7	world has catered itself to you what's also appropriate is I'm currently
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