God of War

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Join Holden and Jake as they hack and slash their way through Olympus (and also cover the history of the classic video game franchise God of War) Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey there, podcast listener.
0:04.4	Have you ever been listening to Wizard and The Bruiser and thought to yourself,
0:07.6	I wish I could see just how fat Jake and Holden are in real life.
0:12.1	Don't lie, we know all about your weird inside thoughts, listeners.
0:15.9	Well, now you can make that dream a reality because WizBrew and Page 7 are going on tour.
0:22.2	Austin, Dallas, Milwaukee, Chicago, Minneapolis.
0:25.5	D.C., Philly, Brooklyn, San Francisco, L.A.
0:28.7	Nowhere is safe from an all-new show we're calling Release the Butthole Cut.
0:33.6	Ew. Come join your fellow LPN fans for a night of pop culture chaos that's fun for the whole family, assuming your family consists of equally broken weirdos in their 30s.
0:43.8	It's going to be a blast. Tickets are on sale right now at lastpodcastnetwork.com. Go, go now.
0:50.2	There's VIP meet and greet passes available as well in case you want to get, you know, a little extra close, especially personal.
0:57.6	I legally have to clarify that there is no sexual element involved.
1:01.7	I mean, unless, you know.
1:03.6	Okay, geez chick.
1:04.8	All right, stop winking, all right, buddy.
1:06.6	It's page seven and Wizard and the Bruiser live.
1:09.3	Go to lastpodcastnetwork.com for dates and tickets. It is I, your big, big dick, bruser craters.
1:36.3	Your big dick, bruiser, Kratos.
1:41.5	And I need Godblood.
1:47.6	I'm punching, punching and whipping you with my chain.
1:51.6	I'm sorry, punching and weeping you with my chains.
1:55.1	It is I, Gritos, and you won't see me again, because you dead Zeus or whatever what about you what are you my
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Last Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Last Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.