God Loves Imperfect People | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | Such a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.4 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.7 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.3 | I say it often. |
| 0:25.4 | These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. |
| 0:29.2 | Come out and see you. |
| 0:31.3 | Thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:32.8 | Thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:34.8 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:36.3 | I heard about this |
| 0:37.6 | minister that died. He was standing in line at the pearly gates. The man in front of him was |
| 0:43.5 | dressed in a loud t-shirt, blue jeans, and sunglasses. St. Peter said, sir, what's your name? |
| 0:49.6 | He said, Joe Cohen, I'm a taxi cab driver, New York City. Peter checked his list, handed him a gold |
| 0:57.2 | staff and a silk robe, and said, welcome to heaven. The minister stepped up, said, my name is Reverend |
| 1:03.8 | Joseph Snow. I'm the pastor of St. Mary's Cathedral. Peter checked his list and handed him a wooden |
| 1:10.6 | staff and a cotton robe. |
| 1:13.1 | She said, hey, wait a minute, this is not fair. The taxi cab driver got a gold staff, a silk |
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