God & Jesus Talk About Blasphemy

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🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 16 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss The God Pod, God answers questions from humans, God delivers a sermon on blasphemy.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God Show, starring the host to hosts, the good Lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Allelujah,
0:16.3	Hallelujah.
0:17.3	Hi, and welcome to the God show.
0:19.8	I'm God.
0:20.9	And I'm Jesus. Holy shit we have so many things we want to say to you.
0:26.8	Yep I'd just like to start by saying that I love you I love you so much. I like you just the way you are. Keep being
0:36.8	awesome humans. I love each and every one of you. Except for the bigots.
0:42.3	Fuck them.
0:44.0	Well, even the worst people can seek redemption.
0:48.0	Nah, bigots suck. They can go to hell.
0:52.0	The point is, what the world needs now is love.
0:56.0	Also a plague that only kills idiots.
0:58.0	Oh God, that's so harsh.
1:01.0	Ha ha, yeah, remember that time I got pissed and drowned every human on earth?
1:06.0	Who could forget?
1:09.0	Ha ha ha, good times.
1:11.0	Anyway, we've got a divine show for you today. Today we're going to talk about why we're doing this.
1:18.0	Then we'll share a few questions that humans have recently asked and then I, the Lord thy God, shall deliver a sermon on the subject of blasphemy.
1:27.0	So Jesus, this is the first episode of the God show.
1:31.0	Yep, I'm so excited. Me too. To get things started off with a bang, I thought
1:37.0	we'd send you back down to Earth. Wait, what? You know, to promote the show. They really want to see you down there. They've been waiting a long time for your return
1:47.4	I figured you could do a little publicity tour and tell all the humans to listen to the god show
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