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God is Preparing the Way for Victory | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

You don't have to try to make things happen on your own.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.3

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled.

0:13.1

God bless you today and enjoy the message. Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:19.3

We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in today, and thanks again for coming out. I'd like to start with something funny each week, and of course you know, these are not doctrinally correct. They're just to make us laugh. But I heard about this man

0:42.2

that was walking on the beach. And God said, son, you've been so faithful. I'm going to grant you

0:47.1

one special wish. He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. So my

0:54.1

wish is that you would build me a bridge

0:56.3

across the ocean. God said, son, that's totally impossible. Think of the logistics of that.

1:02.4

Now take some time and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been divorced four times and all my ex-wives

1:09.4

say that I'm so insensitive.

1:11.4

So my wish is that I would be able to understand a woman.

1:15.5

I want to know why she thinks like she thinks and why she feels like she feels.

1:20.6

There was a long pause, and God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

1:26.7

All right, hold up your Bible.

1:29.0

Say it like you mean it.

1:30.3

This is my Bible.

1:31.9

I am what it says I am.

1:33.7

I have what it says I have.

1:35.5

I can do what it says I can do.

1:37.7

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

1:40.5

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. In Jesus

1:47.8

name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about how God is going before you preparing

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