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🗓️ 18 July 2024
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Dear Humans,
Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa, a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain.
Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness.
Johnny's story is a sobering reminder of the real consequences of divisive rhetoric. It’s a wake-up call, a cosmic nudge, if you will, to re-evaluate who you’re supporting and why. Who will attract more chaos like a magnet in the future? Who will work to calm things down?
So, do yourselves a favor and watch the full interview. Trust me, it's worth your time. You'll hear Johnny’s harrowing experience, and maybe, just maybe, you'll come away with a clearer understanding of the gravity of the situation. Plus, Jesus and I throw in some of our classic banter to keep things light. You won't want to miss it.
Love,
God
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0:00.0 | This week on the Godpot. |
0:02.0 | If I was up front, I'd be trampled. |
0:04.0 | There were mothers shielding their children, fathers, covering their wives, |
0:09.0 | loved ones encompassing one another |
0:11.0 | to shield them from both being trampled and from possible bullets. |
0:15.8 | In that moment I was no longer a Democrat and they were not Republicans. |
0:19.7 | We were just Americans. |
0:29.3 | I had nothing to do with it like I said I was on the toilet I was I was taking a break from playing with my LEGO it was Saturday okay I think I was a little stone at the time. I was chillin. I wasn't there. Jesus is my alibi. |
0:37.0 | Just today, Trump named J.D. Vance. Hold on just a second. |
0:43.6 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
0:50.0 | J.D. Vance. |
0:52.0 | I thought you're going to throw up, so I'm glad you're just laughing. Hey the open opens in love. |
1:07.0 | Hi there humans. |
1:08.0 | Welcome back to another episode of the God pod. |
1:11.0 | I'm here today with my son Jesus Christ. What's up Jesus? |
1:14.8 | Hello God I'm not doing well because a terrible thing happened over the weekend that we're going to talk about. |
1:21.4 | What happened, Jesus? |
1:24.0 | I've been... What happened? |
1:25.0 | No, I'm just kidding. |
1:26.0 | I was... |
1:28.0 | Yeah, I was on the toilet on Saturday. |
1:31.0 | Oh, no. |
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