God Gives Men The Ability To Get Pregnant
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
God and Satan respond to news that the Supreme Court is going to overturn Roe V Wade, ending abortion in the USA. Psyche is very passionate about Dave Chapelle getting attacked on stage. Moses provides another installment of 'Conspiracy Corner.' God gives men the ability to get pregnant so that they might learn empathy.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the God Pod. |
| 0:02.7 | Oh, the colors. |
| 0:03.9 | It's so pretty, Mommy. |
| 0:05.6 | It's so gorgeous. |
| 0:07.2 | We're just going to have a real visual moment right now. |
| 0:10.4 | Damn it, I called Psyche Mommy again. |
| 0:12.2 | That's okay. |
| 0:12.7 | It happens. |
| 0:13.6 | So what I want to know is... |
| 0:15.4 | The only podcast where you can get a dose of Dwayne, they rock Johnson, sushi, and abortion. |
| 0:21.8 | They're all related. |
| 0:22.7 | We're hitting everything. |
| 0:24.4 | No stone under, no rock forgiven. |
| 0:29.5 | If I can get someone from the satanic temple, I need them to be on the show that has Satan. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm going to be too nervous. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm going to be so embarrassed and shy. |
| 0:52.2 | Hi, I'm here with my pals. What's up, gang? |
| 0:58.8 | Hello there. |
| 1:00.5 | Psychi? Moses? |
| 1:04.4 | Oh, yeah, Kim, it's a big. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. |
| 1:11.2 | Someone had a while. Come on, come on. No, boy. La, la, la, la, la. |
| 1:15.6 | Someone had a wild weekend. |
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