Hello, thank you for joining me today for Give Him 15. The title of our post today is,

God designed you with a purpose. It's March 10th, my birthday. So I thought I'd lighten things up a little

and start with some birthday humor.

Number one, why do people snore more when they get older?

It's nature's way of letting their spouses know they are still alive.

Number two, why shouldn't you invite a cow to a birthday party?

They bring pies, not cakes.

Number three, what do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Number four.

I was born in 1954.

Yes, you can do the math.

Cece, who is forever young, told me,

you're not old.

You're mid-century modern.

Number five, don't fret about birthdays. They're good for your health. Studies have shown that

people who have more birthdays live longer.

Number six, how do you know when you're officially old?

When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

And number seven, what's a sure sign you're getting older?

When you and your teeth don't sleep together.

And lastly, number eight, I may be old this year, but what was I saying? It is obvious God didn't fashion me to be a comedian,

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