God Condemns Trump's Concentration Camps

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🗓️ 14 July 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello humans. Welcome to the goddamn news. I'm God and I'm Gabriel. Let's get into it Gabriel. Let's get into it Gabriel. Let's talk about the goddamn news.
0:13.4	Yeah, so you're gonna say goddamn a lot at the beginning here.
0:17.4	We're gonna start off with a serious story.
0:19.6	You've heard about these concentration camps down at the US-Mexico border.
0:24.0	Now multiple Democratic politicians have visited these facilities and they took to
0:30.9	Twitter to talk about what they saw down there.
0:35.0	Pretty terrible stuff.
0:37.2	For example, Congresswoman Madeline Dean
0:41.2	said the US Customs and Border Patrol were highly uncooperative and attempted to
0:46.1	restrict what the visiting Congress member saw inside these facilities.
0:51.0	So that was a bad sign from the get-go.
0:54.0	Right.
0:55.0	But...
0:56.0	Why are they trying to hide it?
0:57.0	Right.
0:58.0	What do they have to hide?
0:59.0	Exactly.
1:00.0	And you've been looking down.
1:01.0	We've been looking down, so we know what they were trying to hide.
1:05.2	It's crazy.
1:06.2	Representative Judy Chu, for example, heard from Border Patrol.
1:12.4	Border Patrol said to one particular thirsty woman,
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