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🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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It’s 2 Girls, 1 God today as Mary Mags and Psyche join Me to discuss the White House Twitter account dunking on hypocritical republicans, outsourcing parenting, Venus in Uranus, diapers, pro-choice Gen Z activists, and hot dog beer straws. The God Pod is packed with vitamin G, your favorite alternative sugars, and now comes in four delicious flavors! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God帝
0:02.9	I just want to know what the fuck Marjorie Taylor Green was doing with it like a hundred thousand hours
0:07.3	Who were you employing?
0:08.8	I was too worried about COVID to like take advantage of government money
0:12.8	And I probably shouldn't be getting it anyway because I'm God
0:15.7	No, but that's what I'm confused about. I thought she worked for Satan, so I just am wondering who she's employing
0:22.3	Oh
0:24.3	In a minute, I'm gonna need to set up a note. Yeah, yeah, that's one of the songs in the summer. It's like that
0:30.6	Absolutely. And like running up that hill make deal with God. I love that. Although I haven't made any deals this summer
0:37.1	No, it's making deals with you after that. No, they're all afraid of getting vectined
0:44.0	The moon is doing stuff
0:46.0	Yeah, what is it doing plotting scheming? It could be patching plans. We don't know
0:51.5	Maybe it's gonna rob a casino. It could listen. My moon is in cancer. So I'm very emotional. See? There you go
1:11.4	Hello dear listener this is the God pump. I'm God and I've been watching you your whole life
1:18.4	Like some kind of judgy stalker
1:21.4	I'm here today with my pals. Well, specifically one pal my therapist
1:26.9	Hi, psyche. Hi, God
1:29.5	Mary mag says she's gonna pop in soon. We shall see. Yes
1:33.6	Which would be amazing because then we would have both of you on the pod at the same time. I know
1:38.1	I don't think we've had that since a live show. No, no, and she was filling in for you
1:43.0	While you were or you were out of maternity leave. That's right. I wanted to hang in there today
1:49.0	So I hope she comes on by me too because we have some fun stuff to talk about. We're gonna talk about this
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