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Joel Osteen Podcast

God Can Turn Back Time | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Don’t get stuck living in regret. God knows how to make up for every opportunity that you’ve missed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.1

God bless you.

0:15.5

Such a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.8

We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you.

0:22.1

And if you're ever in our area, I hope that you'll come out and see us. We give you a personal

0:26.7

invitation, but we'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. Thanks for tuning in today.

0:31.7

I'd like to get started each week with something funny. And I heard about this man. He was the only

0:36.6

Protestant in a large Catholic

0:38.7

neighborhood. And every Friday during Lent, when all of his neighbors were eating cold fish,

0:44.9

he would be grilling a steak in the backyard. And the neighbors just couldn't stand the temptation.

0:50.9

They decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. He finally agreed. The priest sprinkled

0:56.1

water over him, said, you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic.

1:01.9

The next year on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same smell of steak in the air. They rushed

1:07.9

to his house. They saw him in the backyard. He was sprinkling water over

1:11.9

his steak, saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. All right,

1:20.0

hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it

1:27.4

says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

1:31.1

Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive,

1:38.8

I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about how God can turn back time.

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