God Can Turn Back Time | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.1 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.5 | Such a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.8 | We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you. |
| 0:22.1 | And if you're ever in our area, I hope that you'll come out and see us. We give you a personal |
| 0:26.7 | invitation, but we'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. Thanks for tuning in today. |
| 0:31.7 | I'd like to get started each week with something funny. And I heard about this man. He was the only |
| 0:36.6 | Protestant in a large Catholic |
| 0:38.7 | neighborhood. And every Friday during Lent, when all of his neighbors were eating cold fish, |
| 0:44.9 | he would be grilling a steak in the backyard. And the neighbors just couldn't stand the temptation. |
| 0:50.9 | They decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. He finally agreed. The priest sprinkled |
| 0:56.1 | water over him, said, you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. |
| 1:01.9 | The next year on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same smell of steak in the air. They rushed |
| 1:07.9 | to his house. They saw him in the backyard. He was sprinkling water over |
| 1:11.9 | his steak, saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. All right, |
| 1:20.0 | hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it |
| 1:27.4 | says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:31.1 | Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, |
| 1:38.8 | I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about how God can turn back time. |
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