God Can Restore | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.6 | Thanks for listening to the podcast, and we want to tell you how much we love you. |
| 0:06.9 | Trusting you're going to have a blessed Christmas season with you and your family. |
| 0:10.9 | Know that we pray for you every day, just speaking God's blessings and favor. |
| 0:16.0 | We love you. |
| 0:17.0 | We are praying for you, and we hope you have a very merry Christmas. |
| 0:20.4 | Enjoy the podcast today. |
| 0:22.9 | And God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. We come with good news. We know God has |
| 0:28.3 | good things in store for each one of you. And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by |
| 0:33.2 | and be a part of one of our services. We'd love to have you. I'd love to let you see our new facility, |
| 0:38.7 | but come on out, and I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thank you so much for |
| 0:42.7 | tuning in today. I'd like to get started with something funny each week, and somebody sent me these |
| 0:47.8 | funny one-liners about blondes. And of course, you all know, I'm married to a beautiful, smart, intelligent blonde, but |
| 0:55.8 | I need to tell you that lest I need a ride home today. |
| 0:59.6 | But listen to some of these. |
| 1:01.5 | She was so blonde, she tripped over a cordless phone. |
| 1:05.4 | She was so blonde, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes. |
| 1:10.4 | She was so blonde, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
| 1:15.8 | Last one, she was so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. |
| 1:22.7 | All right, hold your Bibles up. |
| 1:25.0 | Say it with me today. |
| 1:26.1 | Ready? |
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