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Roy's Job Fair

God Bless The Dead: CSI

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8816 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

What’s it like when it’s your job to speak for the dead? A Crime Scene Investigator walks the team through the sights (and smells) when he’s in charge of extracting every possible piece of evidence from a crime scene. Forget ‘Bones’ and ‘CSI,' the real business of forensics is grueling and not at all glamorous.

But it’s a competitive field where a bachelor's degree won’t even crack the surface of a job lead. He breaks down ways people can become a real-life CSI, and of course, Jacqueline asks, “How much does it pay?!”

Speaking of the dead, Roy tells the story of the time a ghost interrupted him having foreplay. @Rod4Short details a video game designer who wants to kill you! Literally. He wants to kill you dead with his murderous oculus VR murder headset…like actual murder….like seriously…the headset will kill you.

An appetite for change equals a pay raise for servers in the nation’s capital, and the team looks at the profit margins honoring your loved one’s final wishes.

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0:00.0

John Stewart here.

0:00.9

Unbelievable exciting news.

0:02.2

My new podcast, The Weekly Show.

0:04.5

We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.

0:11.3

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.

0:16.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:19.4

Boy, that World Cup about to come to an end, Ralph.

0:22.4

It's been a good one.

0:24.1

It's about to come to an end.

0:25.2

You've enjoyed it?

0:25.9

Oh, man, this Corruption Cup has been the best shit I ever seen, man.

0:29.0

You know how much money I made in the Corruption Cup?

0:31.3

Corruption Cup has been killing, bro.

0:33.0

It's amazing.

0:33.6

I don't like seeing them African nations get their ass whoop like this against these European countries.

0:38.2

Personally, I like seeing certain countries go home early, like Germany.

0:41.7

So, you know, I mean, it worked out.

0:43.7

It was good.

0:44.4

So far it's been good.

0:46.5

Well, if you need somewhere to go and J.G., I know you was just over there in the Middle East.

0:51.5

So this job opening might be for you.

0:55.2

What?

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