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Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

"God bless Green Day and Danny Williams" (Halifax)

Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

Dan Misener

Kids, Grown Up, Society & Culture, Grown Ups Read Things They Wrote, Grown Ups, Journals, Juvenilia, Performing Arts, Children, Young, K-12, Society & Culture/personal Journals, Cbc Radio, Education/k-12, Education, Diary, Adults Read Things They Wrote As Kids, Things, Grownups, Cbc, Stuff, Read, Kids & Family, Gurttwak, Grttwak, Grown-ups, Comedy, Personal Journals, Adults, Diaries, Arts, Arts/performing Arts

4.7653 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2017

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Emilie gets a visit from the cow inseminator, Toni gets caught drinking, Jennifer writes fan fiction about public transit, and much more. Recorded live at The Company House in Halifax.

Transcript

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0:00.0

When Becky was 14, she wasn't happy with her body, so in her diary she made a list of things to improve.

0:09.0

If I could have thinner thighs, a smaller butt, bigger boobs, a flatter stomach, clearer skin, longer hair, be taller, have a thinner waist, smaller hips, better legs, a thinner back,

0:25.0

be tanned, have bigger lips and less freckles, then I think my self-esteem would be so much better.

0:36.4

That's Becky, with some teenage ideas to boost her self-esteem.

0:41.2

I'm Dan Meisner, and this?

0:43.3

This is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids.

0:46.0

Hello, how are you doing?

0:49.0

This is a show where we go back in time to remember the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up.

0:55.9

This time recorded live in Halifax, we have fan fiction about public transit, parents who

1:02.1

snoop, and the artificial insemination of a cow. This stuff is weird, it is wonderful, and

1:09.4

it can help us understand who we are today.

1:12.8

So think about who you were, when you were a kid.

1:15.6

And stick around.

1:25.9

Before she moved to Nova Scotia, Tony grew up in rural Newfoundland, and she documented a lot of that growing up in her diary.

1:34.3

At her Halifax show, Tony shared an entry that she wrote on the very last day of summer, the night before she started grade seven.

1:43.1

A quick heads up, Tony's diary does include a few cuss words, which we do not bleep.

1:48.7

There's your heads up. Here's Tony.

1:51.2

Dear diary, tomorrow is the first day of grade seven, and I will then become, for the first time, a mature young adult.

2:00.8

Tonight is the last night of summer, and Sarah and I, after much hard work. first time a mature young adult.

2:02.5

Tonight is the last night of summer and Sarah and I, after much hard

2:04.7

work, managed to get a six-pack

2:06.6

a little bit blue for tonight.

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